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The Dutch artist and designer knows something about mistakes—he was fired from an early advertising job at Chiat/Day.
He and his partner, Johan Kramer, were let go soon after renting chicken suits and wearing them into the office.
Oh, that's right, Private Pyle: Don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle!
If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? [Pyle steps down from his footlocker, and Hartman opens it] Well now, let's just see if there's anything missing. [holds jelly donut like a dead rat; angrily] What is that, Private Pyle?!
I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. [loads magazine clip, and cocks his rifle.] Order, hut! [storming into the head] What is this Mickey Mouse shit?! Joker: My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy.
Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. And before you ladies leave my island, you will all be able to do the same thing! [spins rifle 360 degrees, and slants it on his right shoulder] Lock and load! Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [to other recruits] Get back in your bunks! [to Joker] Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?! We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over!
Kessels Kramer’s headquarters are in a converted church, and include space for a shop and art gallery.
Not giving a fuck is betchy, but falling for someone you routinely touch body parts with also doesn’t make you less of a betch. Congrats, you’ve just discovered, like so many unhappy housewives before you, that sex bonds people emotionally.
Kessels told an audience at the D&AD Festival in London yesterday that technology that makes work more polished, such as photo-filtering apps, are actually detrimental to creativity.
"This perfection is not really a good starting point for creativity," he said.
Which also means he can fucking handle talking to you, the girl he is sticking his penis into, about it.
In the same vein, if you have feelings for him and have wondered whether he feels the same about you, he’s also given this some thought.
Their dismissal letter said their style of working didn’t fit the agency. "You have to make an idiot of yourself at least once a day," he said.